lifewasted:

whitechocolatefarm:

what if you dialled a wrong number and a band member picked up

then it wasn’t the wrong number

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

meladoodle:

the quadratic formula

*war flashbacks*

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

hanzukel:

i bought a rubber duck today that is actually jesus holding a lamb but it’s a rubber duck too look at it

ok goodnight

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

hellboundbrothers:

buzz lightyear’s best castiel impersonation

nishlo:

a weird thing is happening to me

turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

aelx:

emmathurbad:

wastetheday:

“I’m trying to take a picture, not make a Disney film.”

omg

Jesus Christ.