ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?
my fucking niece won’t stop crying god she’s such a fucking baby
How old is she
one and a half
Student: can I please use the bathroom?
Teachers: why are you taking your bag?
This happened in my English class one time and the girl who was going picked up her bag as she got up and the male teacher just said “Put your bag down and go to the bathroom.” and without any hesitation she just said, “I need something in it there is blood coming out of my vagina.” He never made girls leave their bags again.
and for the really talented
ladies and gentlemen, the most accurate post on tumblr
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
Our history teacher is making us create our own country, so we did this.